Vasectomy Reversal…Updated

     Well I am in my final last few days of being sterile. I went to the doctor last week Tuesday to meet him, and have him explain to me exactly what’s going to happen.

     We dove over to the other side of Michigan, my wife and me, to meet the doctor, and to show my wife the way home because I will be unable to drive once I am done. I have my nerves all calmed down, and I am just nervous for the actual day. The procedure of the vasectomy reversal will be a piece of cake, according to the doctor.

     We sat in a room with him and he told us what exactly is going to happen. He will give me a little dose of Xanax. He says that this will make me extremely sleepy. He said 2/3 of the men usually fall asleep, so he encouraged me to bring my iPod while I am being operated on for the 1-1/2 hour procedure.

     He will give me 3 shots. One shot into each side of my scrotum, into my tubes that support my testes. Then one more shot directly into my scrotum to numb up the entire area. Everything will be numb and tired and I won’t feel a thing.

     Then he will make one cut into my scrotum to open up and make access to each side to perform the reversal. He said he does several of these a week and it’s easy to do, whereas if he didn’t do them as often, the procedure may take longer.

     Then when I am done and more aware of my surroundings, he told me to stop at the gas station down the road and get a cup and fill it with ice and have that sit between my legs for the ride home.

     My wife will be doing the driving, so I hope that Xanax will still keep my woozy until we get home. I don’t want that ride to seem like forever.

     The doctor also said that we can’t try to get pregnant until a month after the operation. Until then, I will need to ejaculate the 4th day after the operation, and every other day from then on, if not more. Knowing me, it will probably be every day. This is to keep the tubes open and prevent them from scarring closed.

     After that first month, I need to bring in a sample of my sperm and they will be able to tell if the army is fit for duty.

     It sounds like a piece of cake, doesn’t it? Well I hope so. The operation is next week Friday. I have 12 days of shooting blanks. 12 days with my boys being harmless. 12 days of nerves building. 12 days of anxiety to just get it reversed and get the baby-making days going.

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7 Responses to “Vasectomy Reversal…Updated”


  1. 1 pearls4me November 11, 2008 at 1:44 am

    We can only pray the procedure is not successful. The last thing this world needs is another Little Headslammer. You are so unbelievably common.

  2. 2 headslammer November 11, 2008 at 2:26 am

    “Unbelievably common”? I don’t understand what you mean.

    As for the world having a Little Headslammer? I already have 2 now. So your wishes are too late.

    Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to check out what I have to say.

  3. 3 Lida November 13, 2008 at 12:19 am

    Wow, how rude!
    I hope your procedure is successful, I will be the first in line to give that little headslammer a big kiss! Good luck.

  4. 5 anniewilson November 13, 2008 at 9:09 am

    YIKES! Even I cringe when I read about needles going into scrotums!

  5. 6 anniewilson November 13, 2008 at 9:11 am

    BTW, “unbelievably common”? What the hell does that mean? Is it bad? How and why?

  6. 7 headslammer November 13, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Who knows? I don’t think that person even knows. And as far as the needles? I gonna be drugged up so hopefully I won’t even have my eyes open.


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