An Envious Detroit Lions Fan

     My stupid, lost, clueless, losing, over matched, under talented, over coached, out played, and pitiful Detroit Lions are 0-9. I have said this in some previous posts, and I will say it again…They WILL NOT WIN ANY GAMES THIS SEASON!!

     I am envious of the city of Baltimore. Why? Because they were lucky enough to have their football team sneak out of town in the middle of the night and go somewhere else. Indianapolis, to be exact.

     I wish the Lions would do the same. Then in a few years we would get a new team in here and all would be good.

     The state of Michigan can actually lose this team to some other place on the map. I do not think anyone would care. We have plenty of extremely talented and invigorating college teams in the area that we fans are whole-heartily into. So the Lions leaving town would not make a bit of difference.

     What about watching NFL? Good question.

     It is a very, widely known fact, that Lions fans are the ONLY fans with an NFL franchise who actually have a second team to root for. Personally I have 3, the Steelers, Broncos, and Packers.

     This “other” team is kind of like a mistress while the Lions are our spouse. The spouse makes us miserable, it’s a real chore to watch them, and they really don’t make us get off when something good happens because nothing good ever does happen. The spouse teases, but does not quite finish us off.

     The “other” team being the mistress, is who we really get into. They never disappoint, because we know what we have here at home, and nothing is as bad as that. So us fans venture out, or across the channels, to see how the other is doing, and we really enjoy ourselves.

     Losing this Lions team to another city would not make us flinch, we would just get more deeply involved with our “other” teams.

    So in conclusion, anyone want a “pro” (i use that word loosely) football team?


2 Responses to “An Envious Detroit Lions Fan”

  1. 1 sweetiegirlz November 11, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    That’s so funny. My parents (who are Michigan born and raised) always picked the STEELERS.

  2. 2 headslammer November 11, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    See? Another bit of proof that Lions fans have another team in the NFL to root for.

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